Please excuse my French

You can't possibly understand how pissed off I was last night during the Olympic opening ceremonies. I watched all these beautiful people people parade in with their beautiful dresses...their scarves...their hats...pretty shoes. I don't remember which country wore them, but the women had on these sassy red dresses. Reminded me of Audrey Hepburn...

I remember thinking at that point, Oh, I can't wait to see what the US is wearing.

OMG! OMG! OMG!

First of all, if you saw our team from a distance you wouldn't be able to distinguish man from woman. It was the most disappointed I've ever been!!!! I mean, what stupid Freak women's Liber decided we had to be Fucking equal to men??? HMMM? There was nothing, absolutely NOTHING pretty about any of the women's clothing. They looked just like the men. Pansy ass men wearing Polo-ish Caddyshack-reminiscent WHITE pants, blue[yes, Navy] sports jackets, and stupid, freaking, country-club set scarves at their necks.

I'm a republican...but, EW. EW.EW.EW. They looked like cookie cutter conservative, golfing..SEXLESS SHITHEADS.

[My daughter saw this picture when I was complaining about the outfits...she said, "but the dress is pretty." YES! THANK YOU, smart 9 year old female. I LOVE YOU.]

When is our country going to WAKE UP and realize that woman have more to offer!

Put a dress on, you morons!!!!!!!!!!